Alright, baddies, let's dive into some crazy sh*t. Have you heard of merkins? No, they're not a type of exotic bird. These bad boys are pussy wigs, coochie rugs... you get the picture. Back in the Victorian era, women strapped these on to hide a less-than-cute, case of syphilis. WILD, right? With Syphillis, one of the symptoms was coochie hair loss and to hide that fact - the pussy wig was born.
These merkins, were hand-knitted or woven from human, goat, or horsehair and the luxury merkins? They were woven from the soft hair of virgins. Yeah, the rich get richer and the rest of us? We get the goat hair.
The application? Now, that's where the real fun starts. Let's just say that adhesives weren't as kind and gentle as they are now. Some ladies used a sticky gum solution to ensure their merkin stayed put, while others, probably the kinkier ones, used tiny, little straps to tie the damn thing around their waist. It's crazy how they walked around with a hairball glued to their Kuka!
Honestly, I respect that instead of crying in a corner, they got creative and turned a syphilis problem into a hairy opportunity. I mean, 
Isn't that exactly what we're doing today? We've evolved from hiding our coochies to celebrating them. It's not just about the basic function of underwear anymore. It's about making a statement, taking control of our bodies, and owning our damn sexuality. Underwear isn't just for covering up anymore. It's about expressing who we are and what we're made of.
That's why I started making panties shortly after launching my brand, Koketa. I wanted to create our own superhero capes for our pussies! HA!
I took one look at the boring Victoria Secret options and thought, 'Hell no, I can do better.' And that's exactly what these panties are about - doing better, feeling better, and being unapologetically ourselves.
Before I bounce, let's get you acquainted with my provocative panty mantras, neatly categorized by zodiac signs because - why not?
- Scorpio: Seduce and Destroy
- Cancer: I cry as hard as I cum
- Pisces: Spank me, choke me
- Aries: Girls cum first
- Leo: Love me or leave me
- Sagittarius: Read my lips
- Gemini: Illest kitty
- Libra: Stay the night
- Aquarius: Rather be alone than fake it
- Virgo: I won't fake it
- Taurus: Eat me, kiss me
- Capricorn: Access to me is a privilege, don't fuck it up
So, which one resonates with you? Whatever it is, remember that these are more than just panties. They're declarations, they're intentions, they're your new self-affirmation routine. Own them. Live them. Slay them.
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Thank you for joining me on this whirlwind of pussy wigs and the new era of safer sex and replacing the wig with an affirmation.
Until next time!
Marilyne Mendoza