IF I DON’T CUM NO ONE DOES Custom Collage Tank

A tank for the girls, gays, and theys who are done performing and finally living for their own pleasure.
This one is loud, messy, unapologetic, and covered in femme power — the exact Koketa attitude the streets have been begging for.
I collage each tank when you order it. If you get one, it’s the only one that will EVER exist.

Designed + printed by me in LA. One-woman show.

Why You F★cking Need It

• FREE shipping with your custom collage order — consider it a thank-you for being sexy and having good taste. xoxo

• Your tank will not be repeated — your version = yours only

• 75+ curated images I hand-pick, arrange, and collage into every tank — lips, flames, femme silhouettes, “Warning: This Bitch Bullies Men,” retro porn graphics, stars, cherries, trolls, femme-rage moments

• Centerpiece graphic: IF I DON’T CUM NO ONE DOES — a Koketa classic

• Mixed with Koketa shirt designs you already know and love (Hard to Please, C★NT, Warning graphics, etc.)

• You personalize the vibe before adding to cart: dark + sexy, bright + playful, or mixed chaos — I collage based on your selection

• Buying this as a gift? Write “for ___” in checkout notes so I can package it properly

100% Woman-Made. 0% Mass Produced. 100% Attitude.

How It F★cking Fits

• Ribbed cotton — stretchy, soft, and holds shape

• Full length

• Size down for a cropped, tighter look

• Reference: Model in “Vibe 3” normally wears an XL men’s and is wearing a S/M for a cropped, snug fit

Shipping

FREE shipping with your custom collage order.
Please allow 1 week for me to collage + print your tank before ship time
(1–2 weeks total depending on volume).
Need it sooner? Email info@koketala.com before ordering.