Hard To Please, Hard To Get Tank

Because being “hard to please” isn’t a flaw — it’s a filter.
If they can’t clear the bar, that’s a them problem.

Why You F★cking Need It

• You’re done entertaining people who don’t know what to do with someone like you

• It’s the perfect “I’m not explaining myself today” uniform

• Wears well on dates, errands, girls’ nights, revenge outings — all of it

How It F★cking Fits

• Ribbed cotton — stretchy, soft, holds shape

• Mid length/ Cropped

• True to size

Designed + printed by me in LA. One-woman show.